Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Randomize
