im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do vagina's smell?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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