Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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