Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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