yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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