12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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