Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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