we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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