I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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