all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
everyone is single if you try hard enough
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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