are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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