Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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