More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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