im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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