What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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