everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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