idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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