Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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