After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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