Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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