she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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