I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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