we have pet lesbian snakes
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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