Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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