On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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