butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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