Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My vagina just recognized that song.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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