I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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