Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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