i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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