Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
But theres a keg here and me gusta
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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