Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
a search helicopter?!
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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