Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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