Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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