I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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