This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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