this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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