yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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