Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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