i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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