whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Im part way to drunk.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
