Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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