it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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