wat bout pragnant strippers??
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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