I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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