i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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