Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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