I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
