So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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