is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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