I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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