i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
