I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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